::Chatting in grocery store line with friend::
A: ...hahaha!
Me: Smh..sigh..yeah, never a dull moment with him! lol
Señor Butts: 'Scuse me. Aren't you dat masseue, eh, massager person that works for the doc???
A: ::stares at Señor Butts then at me::
Me: Massage therapist. Yes...??
S.B.: Yeah, I thought I rekognized ya!
Me: ::awkard smile::
S.B.: So..you massage butts, right??
Me: ...Glutes? Yes.
S.B.: Butts??
Me: Yes...the glutes...
S.B.: Hmm. Well, er..dat other masseuse they had dere didn't do butts. I always axed her to massage my butt, but she neva did....I didn't like her much. And I like havin' my butt rubbed REAL good.
A: ::snort::
Me: ::glare at my friend then at S.B. ::
Well...having a good gluteal massage often goes neglected by clients and sometimes MASSAGE THERAPISTS. But..er..However, you're right a good gluteal massage can do wonders. It's a muscle too and it works hard.
S.B.: ::Nods head::
Good..good...so if I make an appointment with ya, then I'll be guaranteed to have my butt massaged??
Me: ::Inhale deeply:: Yes...along with the legs, arms, back and neck.
S.B.: Yeah..yeah, ok. Well, I'll be calling up there to make an appointment wit ya soon. I'll see ya later! ::Walks off::
A: ::Burts out in laughter::
Me: .......Yeah, I'm not touching his butt.
**Needless to say, he never made that appointment with me. For shame.**
**Names and location were altered to keep the anonymity of the people involved. :) **
A: ...hahaha!
Me: Smh..sigh..yeah, never a dull moment with him! lol
Señor Butts: 'Scuse me. Aren't you dat masseue, eh, massager person that works for the doc???
A: ::stares at Señor Butts then at me::
Me: Massage therapist. Yes...??
S.B.: Yeah, I thought I rekognized ya!
Me: ::awkard smile::
S.B.: So..you massage butts, right??
Me: ...Glutes? Yes.
S.B.: Butts??
Me: Yes...the glutes...
S.B.: Hmm. Well, er..dat other masseuse they had dere didn't do butts. I always axed her to massage my butt, but she neva did....I didn't like her much. And I like havin' my butt rubbed REAL good.
A: ::snort::
Me: ::glare at my friend then at S.B. ::
Well...having a good gluteal massage often goes neglected by clients and sometimes MASSAGE THERAPISTS. But..er..However, you're right a good gluteal massage can do wonders. It's a muscle too and it works hard.
S.B.: ::Nods head::
Good..good...so if I make an appointment with ya, then I'll be guaranteed to have my butt massaged??
Me: ::Inhale deeply:: Yes...along with the legs, arms, back and neck.
S.B.: Yeah..yeah, ok. Well, I'll be calling up there to make an appointment wit ya soon. I'll see ya later! ::Walks off::
A: ::Burts out in laughter::
Me: .......Yeah, I'm not touching his butt.
**Needless to say, he never made that appointment with me. For shame.**
**Names and location were altered to keep the anonymity of the people involved. :) **
